A bulging stomach created by eating too much. Or feeling bloated resembling early stages of pregnancy.
Donna: "I just ate a so much i have a food baby"
Jenny: "Yeah looks like you're finishing your first trimester"
by CbelleQ August 07, 2009
1. A lower abdominal region so bloated from overeating or poor eating as to be distended, round, hard, or otherwise resembling the abdominal region of a woman in the later stages of pregnancy.

2. An episode of defecation preceded by a particularly heinous cramping and/or gas experience wherein one's intestines feel as though they have been stretched beyond capacity, one's colonic and/or anal region may or may not experience tearing, and sweating is likely to occur. Panting, groaning, screeching or crying out may occur, and a period of rest is generally required afterward, the length of which being dependent on such factors as (a) size of food baby in weight and length, (b) duration of labor, and (c) general fitness prior to delivery.
1. "Mom, do you still have your maternity pants in the attic? I at so much turkey this Thanksgiving that I think I'll be expecting a food baby at some point between this evening and tomorrow morning."

2. "Someone put an extra roll of Scott and a bottle of ice chips in the bathroom. John just went into labor and his food baby is ready to join the world."
by Dinkin Flicka Mom December 04, 2011
A Turd, Dump, Bowel movement, fecal defecation. Much harder to give birth to than an actualy human baby.
Dude i gotta run to the toilet to give birth to a food baby!
by KL Whitjohj November 27, 2012
When a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.
In the movie Juno:

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?
by udrocks March 25, 2008
When you eat vast quantities of food all at once and you feel like you're belly has grown as if you are carrying a baby. The feeling of having gained weight suddenly can also accompany a food-baby.
Person 1: "Hey Brian, have you tried some of that soup?"
Brian: "I would love too, my I already ate too much. My stomach feels massive and i feel bloated."
Person 1:"Good for you for trying all that food, but I think you have a food-baby."
by Elfiepie December 18, 2013
the feeling of being uncomfortably full, like you're about to burst and vomit, after committing gluttony.
Josh: I'm so excited about Thanksgiving dinner! The food is the best thing that has ever graced my mouth!

30 minutes after eating Thanksgiving dinner....

Josh: dude, my stomach hurts. I feel like shit.

Jaime: I told you not to gorge on 5 plates of food or you'll have a food baby!
by LeeFour November 09, 2007
Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D
Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos
by LaEnana January 10, 2011

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