| 1. | Thai food | ||
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If you love a combination of spicy, sour, sweet, salty and bitter then you might LOVE Thai food. If you have acid reflux, many food allergies (especially peanuts, coconut and fish), think Louisiana hot sauce is the hottest thing on Earth, aren't the gastronomically adventurous type and are sensitive to strong smells and flavors, you will probably not like Thai food. Most common ingredients in Thai food: peanuts or peanut sauce, fish sauce (smells awful when cooking but tastes great and the smell does not remain that strong when done), lemongrass, coconut milk, bird's eye chili, cucumbers, lemons, curries, garlic, jasmine rice and apple banana (it's a special type of banana). Try it. You might become addicted. Good Thai food experience: "Dude, I had some tom ka gai and I don't want to eat anything else for the rest of my life."
Bad Thai food experience: "Oh yeah? Well my ass as a ring indented on it from sitting on the toilet for hours. Worst case of the shits ever." (Most likely Thai won't give you the shits, so fear not!) |
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| 2. | Food Grudge | ||
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When you have had a bad experience with a food and so go off eating it for a while. Often people who claim to have allergies are really just holding food grudges. Ever since I drank too much at that Christmas party I've had a food grudge against fruit cake.
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| 3. | anomlodzia | ||
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Anomlodzia is a form of anorexia. It occurs when the person in question is suffering from several food allergies, and therefore does not eat. This lack of food then leads to anomlodzia. Renise was allergic to alot of food products. In order to avoid severe allergic reactions she did not eat. The deficit of food and nutrition in her body then lead to anomlodzia.
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| 4. | Zweebs | ||
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A Zweebs is an oddly mannered male who attends Gettysburg College. Can be heard making obscene noises and/or speaking in a robot voice from long distances, known for suffering from weird allergies., (ie. all fruits, except banana's) He enjoys baseball, aliens, and facebook. Ben: Zweebs, what are you looking at?
Zweebs: (no response) Everyone Else: Zweeeeeeeeeebs!!!! |
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| 5. | no picnic | ||
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Something that is not easy, not enjoyable. Food allergies are no picnic
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| 6. | Man-Pon | ||
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Man-pon: a tightly wound paper towel or toilet paper approximately 6 inches in length that is placed between the ass cheeks to prevent... leakage. Developed in the mid-90's in response to the use of "O-lean" vegetable oil substitute which caused anal leakage in many subjects. When "O-lean" was no longer found in food products, the Man-Pon was nearly eradicated from the shelves until recently with the emergence of "Alli" a supplement that is taken for weightloss which causes a person to bypass all fats through their GI tract, resulting in a drippy anus. I have diarrhea and allergies... I should put in a Man-Pon to prevent any accidents from sneezing.
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| 7. | giacomo | ||
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a light-weight north Italian man with wheat allergies and a penchant for sarcasm Why is it all Giacomos can't eat solid food and make awful jokes?
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