| 78. | Deckeration | ||
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The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything. "Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!" |
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| 79. | Bradley Com Kid | ||
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Usually a girl in a sorority whose designs are comparable to that of a kindergartner's. Uses such fonts as Comic Sans, and thinks they are they most amazing fonts ever. Usually loud and obnoxious. Nothing ever gets done when working with them in a group. Freaks out that their computer will not work, when in reality it is only unplugged. You are so stupid, you are probably a Bradley Com Kid.
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| 80. | Garage Designer | ||
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Garage Designer - An everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. They produce artwork or designs in programs like Word and Paint. They use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. These kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. Most graphic designers deal with Clients who 'think' they're designers. My client creates coloured boxes on a page in Word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. He thinks it's real cool to advertise his business this way!
"My client is such a Garage Designer... can't he stick to his own job"... anonymous graphic designer |
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| 81. | ☺ | ||
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☺ is the result from holding ALT and pressing "1" on the NumPad.
It is a smiley. It can be replaced by such words as :) and lol Some websites or fonts do not support this and when showed on the web can result in the appearance of a "?" 1:
a. How are you, friend. b. I'm not really your friend ☺! c. lol, ☺ 2: a. What do you get when you cross a rhino with a cellphone? b. What? c. I haven't a goddamn clue! d. ☺ |
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| 82. | Typophile | ||
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Typography obsessed individual. Fonts, type families, weights and widths, italics and obliques.
These words send an arousing feeling up a typophiles spine. Bill couldn't stop analysing the new Natwest advert and it's ridiculous use of type. What a typophile!
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| 83. | Suffering | ||
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Going to a small college town in Appalachia that provides the worst in services. It is not limited to bad and expensive restaurants, watered down and overpriced alcoholic beverages, mean mountain people, hippies clueless about life, highway signs with ugly eyesoaring fonts made by the town, terrible town & university roads with potholes, un-marked speed humps and a very non-progressive town government. Suffering Boone, North Carolina eating Ramun Noodles and Corn Syrup SYSCO products provided by ASU
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| 84. | waedophile | ||
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someone in a chat room who bullies women. They copy fonts and screen names in order to harass females in chat rooms. They spend entire days online without typing anything until females join the chat room, and then begin a campaign of harassment and bullying. has that waedophile been bullying you again?
Ignore User, they're a waedophile! |
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