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Faux Foning 

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.
He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!
Faux Foning by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011
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Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love
Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016
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Faux Foning foing foxing Fonding fonting Fonging foking fonzing Fining fioning

JK Foxing 

Toychat member who harasses staff and manipulates people to act like she is going to do actions if she gets muted or banned
Regulars: “Can’t believe JK foxing got muted for harassing staff and being sexual… mods should unmute her because she said she will fake threat number 3617”
Mods: “Alright let’s unmute JK foxing because nothing can go wrong!”
Cycle repeats
JK Foxing by MiyamotoOGC August 23, 2021

Fonzingham

Originally named as a Happy Days hybrid, Fonzingham is the greatest sidekick of all time. He has awesome one liners, gets you beers when you need them and... has the personality of James Brown.
"Terry's party was abysmal... then Fonzingham turned up with kegs and strippers!! "
Thank God we invited Fonzingham!

High five freeze frame.
Fonzingham by CJR1979 June 7, 2010

Foxing out 

To bail. To Bitch out. To magically dissapear.
I thought you said Sean was coming out tonight?" "His gf wanted to watch the notebook. He's definitely foxing out.
Foxing out by mjv21 July 11, 2011

fojingtyfbs 

Fuck Off Janet I'm Not Going To Your Fucking Baby Shower
Janet: Hey ar-
You: FOJINGTYFBS
fojingtyfbs by nancy rowel August 11, 2017
As seen on ARFCOM: a meme started when a poster wrote "foing" instead of "going".
"A two-dude threesome, what should I do?" "Fuck it, I'm foing."
foing by WhyTanFox October 23, 2008