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a philosopher of the 21st century who believes primarily in these 3 ideas:
1. fuc* you
2. you are so full of s*it
3. go rot in hell

these are the only phrases he uses to engage in a conversation.
brett: "yo fong tzu how was your day bro"
fong tzu: "go rot in hell"
by mo tzu November 23, 2011

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