Facejacked 

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.

Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked

Facejacked by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010

fonejack 

to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic

operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up

fonejack by curt michales August 26, 2007

Fonejacker 

1. Fonejacker is a 2007 comedy series for E4. The show revolves around prank calls carried out by Kayvan Novak, under a guise of one of several ridiculous characters, such as Mr. Doovdé, a man who pronounces abbreviations; Terry Tibbs, a used car salesman who conducts dodgy business over the phone; or George Agdgdgwngo, an African-based scamster. All calls featured in the show are real. The show began as a pilot for Channel 4 on their 'Comedy Lab' series.

2. Fonejacker (or The Fonejacker) is also the name of the prank caller, who is seen wearing a red bobble hat-come-balaclava, sunglasses, and large green coat. He is often pictured using a large early-model mobile phone, or atop a building (revealed to be Guy's Hospital, in London) using a USA payphone.

Fonejacker (as Terry Tibbs) - Wooden ladders - Talk to me!

Fonejacker (as George Agdgdgwngo) - Basically, we have discovered a pigeon inside the bank vault, sir.

Fonejacker (as Mr. Miggins) - LEICESTER SQUARE!

Fonejacker by artfulbadger September 9, 2007

facejacked 

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.

"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."

facejacked by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009

fonejacker 

One man who seizes control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic.

fonejacker: Are cats flammible?

Man: Er.....yes, very I think.

Fonejacker: Excellent.

fonejacker by pompey777 September 22, 2007

fonejacker 

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic

Fonejacker: Hello madam I am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account

Victim: Erm, Ok

Fonejacker: Now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu

Victim: Ok I dont want that.

Fonejacker: Of course not madam

Victim: Ok my account password is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______

fonejacker by Hariki January 1, 2009

fonejacker 

a fonejacker seizes control of a telephone conversation to divert it from reason and logic

fonejacker is also a great new show on e4,thursdays at 10.30

fonejacker by random cheese September 10, 2007