cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!
Husband: Please No!
Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!
Husband: Please God save me!!!
various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina
She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.