2. A location in New Mexico near which the Folsom Man and Folsom Point were discovered. The man lived during an ice age, and the point is considered to be the most advanced stone age spear point ever discovered.
3. A community in Louisiana from which a serial arsonist waged a campaign of at least 70 arsons.
2. When archaeologists found a Folsom Point embedded in the bone of a woolly mammoth, they were finally able to prove that man lived during the ice age.
3. It's not like Louisiana had enough problems after Katrina, is it? They had to have a serial arsonist too.
There are two types of teens in Folsom:
The popular rich kids whose parents pay for everything, who graduate from high school, go to Folsom Lake College, and live in Folsom for the rest of their sad lives, living off of their parents.
The kids who bust their asses to get into a good college, and leave Folsom asap, never to return.
Living here should be considered a form of torture; it may be calm and quiet, but the perpetual boredom isn't worth it.
Ryan: Hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?
Jerry: Oh I don't know, probably nothing. Do homework I guess, gotta keep my grades up so I can go move out to Maine for college.
Ryan: Aw man, you should drive up to this awesome party far away from this desolate shit town.
Jerry: Sounds fun, but I can't. I have no car and no license.
Ryan: Sucks for you! My parents bought me a brand new Jaguar for my 16th birthday, man I don't know how you live without a license.
Jerry: Me either...
Materialism runs amok, as do the vassals who are sold into service by their passive parents. Racial discrimination is also on the minds of more than a few of the citizens, as is sexism. Indeed, some have been told that boys don't like intelligent girls by their parents.
It seems the dreary dull of Folsom should be abolished, for, like the economy, it has long lost its luster.
Billy: Ok (Five minutes pass)
Billy: Hey lets put this down.
Richard: Holy Folsom, scraping the bottom of the bag or what?