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felpham community college 

A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?

Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?

Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!

Person 2: hahaha its shit
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folkhopper 

someone from south asian descent who listens to all the caste daaru based music called Folkhop. However, he or she mistakenly believes it to be bhangra music. In the same way that they accesorize themselves with gold khanda chains etc believing that they are "representin sikhi"
dude 1: hey man, I saw jassi sitting outside int he parking lot at the gurudwara with some folk singer cd in his hand. He got a new bmw, and a khanda sticker in the rearview that said 'jatsdoit"

dude 2: Yea hes a folkhopper, I hear that gay ta pa ta pa beat out of his car all the time. someone needs to set his straight. Why dont he listen to bhangra?
An mocking example of the expression of exertion or accomplishment.
Wow, you got all of that done, by yourself. Fooph, you must be exhausted.
Fooph by Duzntmatter July 5, 2018

felphplurbin 

Felphplurbin me, will ya? I don't thinkk so.
felphplurbin by Vermonter February 22, 2003

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

felphplurbin 

A demonic stare from a child under the age of seven.
I'm getting the felphplurbin from Cody again, dear.
felphplurbin by Langston February 11, 2003