folp

1.) getting farted on while sucking someone's dick (even if it's fake or strap-on-ish)

der- folp is plof backwards....literally.

Ex. This guy took me out to a great dinner last night and when i went to repay him, orally, i got folped. I hate it when a guy think he can just fart on me while i am sucking his dick. I mean, I do have standards.

by enbediz April 2, 2010

folp

A selfish act.

A way to describe someone who's selfish and/or cheap

Don't folp the money dude.

That guys is such a folp, he wouldn't give me a quarter for a soda!

by Solid July 14, 2005

FOLps

literally: fat outer lips. this refers to obese labia majora or, in extreme cases, labia minora. this condition can lead to vaginal convulsions and severe incidents of camel toe

it looked like she had a nice juicy butt, but when she revealed the two swollen FOLps between her legs, my boner was instantly lost.

oprah's FOLps clapped together like the fins of a majestic blue whale as she expelled a huge blast of noxious gas from her dimpled black ass

by cimg October 28, 2007

Folp Eyes

A person who was born with their eyes extremely close together. Folp Eyes often resemble an eagle staring at you intently. Can be seen as a sign of danger or intimidation by some.

Look at that guy staring at me over there….he is giving me folp eyes and I don’t like it!

by John T Burtation October 22, 2023