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988. Pessimistic Optimist
It has many meanings such like :
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.
989. Republanazi
Republican Party Zealots who always follow the promoted party doctrine, without question; who also believe that anyone who disagrees with their doctrines or opposes a party member's actions is inferior and/ or a democrat, and thus is not deserving enough to be an american citizen.
I tried to tell my family about the HBO special on GasLand, and how Dick Cheney had pushed for a deregulation of the clean water act, but they are such republanazis that they think anyone who has had their well water turned into a flamable stream of methane should just get up and move,
even if its a family farm they have owned for 100 years.
990. squeakquel
The second fart that follows a loud flatulent outburst. Usually making a squeaking noise and of lesser magnitude.
I thought I only had to fart once today in class, but after the first one there was a follow-up squeakquel fart.
991. fangry
The way a dedicated fan feels when they are dissatisfied with something such as an athletic event, celebrity break-up, band tour schedule, or book-to-film adaptation.
Mary became very fangry when she could no longer follow the plot of Lost, but she kept watching it anyway.
992. I'm not his secratary
An aggrivated way to speak when frusterated at the circumstances.
Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."

C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
T D: They'll follow me! I'm not his secratary
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!

All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.
993. Sheneequa Complex
A psychological state in which one believes they are the best at any subject, and are the hottest shit on the earth. One who has a sheneequa complex invariably suffers from unwarranted self importance, and is indeed, not the hot shit that the presume their self to be. The word originates from the various "Sheneequas" who personify the word. If you have never encountered a sheneequa just take a trip to Detroit. The complex it self refers to when one is not actually a sheneequa, yet acts like one. Those who have this terrible condition will usually raise their voice for no apparent reason, finger snapping may follow, and some unintelligent babble. It infects 90% of the female teenage population.
Normal Person 1: "Hey were are having a party tomorrow, what kind of drinks do you guys want?"

Normal Person 2: "Dude pick up some natty and captain or something."

Women with said complex: "OH HELL NAH! I AINT DRANKIN THAT SHIT, I ONLY DRINK PATRONE! FUCK YOU GUYS IM GONE!"

Normal Person 2: "What just happened?"

Normal Person 1: "Sheneequa Complex just happened."
994. Indie Kid
This is just an opinion. Some people have these characteristics but aren't indie. A label isn't who you are, but puts you in a group if the population needs to be sorted based on culture.
Indie Kids are the witty, sarcastic, creative minded thinkers who listen to music that is not on the top 40 or on any radio station. Their way of thinking is different and anyone who isn't as deep as them probably will not understand them.
Indie Kids aren't robots, they have different personalities.
Indie boys usually wear cardigans or sweaters to keep warm, becuase of little body fat. They wear beanies, not because they look cool (most of the time), but because they usually just roll out of bed. They tend to wear moccasins, because well, it's a trend. Though they "don't follow trends," they still are human and following trends is human.
Indie girls usually wear stylish clothing, that resemble 60's hippies, but they shave their legs and arm pitts.
The Indie are very deep people, who appreciate memoirs, and non fictions. They like dry humored movies that most haven't seen, as well as documentaries.
Indie kid's probably don't even know they are, they just fall under this label, since Indie is a music genre, and music is such a big role in peoples lives, it became a steriotype.
I am an innocent bystander, and I don't think I am an indie, but who knows (see above), I just happen to know how they are because of my art school I attend, and my lovely indie boyfriend.
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