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1. follicularly challenged
a baldy individual
The victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.
2. follicularly challenged
verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.
he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>

he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
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