folicule 

Screw follicle, let's say folicule and claim we are right!

I like how this octopus thingy stimulates my folicule

folicule by wm March 5, 2005

Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

Hair follicle by Youoyo March 17, 2021

folicies 

plural of folicy which is a portmanteau of Foolish and Policy to describe a foolish policy, especially pertaining to those of India's Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru. Although first coined on the popular Indian blog sandeepweb to describe Nehru's policies, the term applies to foolish policies all over the world.

The folicies of both the Republicans and Democrats brought the country to ruin.

folicies by engprof123 July 28, 2011

Folice 

Fake police, in the UK we have 'community support workers' who dress like the police but don't have the same powers, although they like to think they do..

Whilst smoking a big fat zoot James said look out mate, there's the police, I said, nah mate, that's the Folice, they can't do jack shit to us!

Folice by Makka72 April 20, 2009

fart follicle 

Super tiny microscopic particles that excrete from your anus whenever you flatulate.

Today, my girlfriend farted on my penis and later on I found a fart follicle there.

fart follicle by Bearded genius September 4, 2016

Follicles

1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.

1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.

Follicles by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011

Barf Folicules 

When a person barfs up their previous food and has chunks of food fly everywhere.

A very fat man had Barf Folicules drip down his face after eating the whole turkey.

Barf Folicules by Elbanjomon February 25, 2011