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1.
Expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.
I woke up crying this morning. That folgers smelled awful
by halfmast June 17, 2010
 
2.
v.t.
To replace with a substandard substitute
Who folgered my coffee?
by Mushuweasel August 17, 2005
 
3.
The best part of waking up.
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.
by The Pop-Tart Fairy November 25, 2008
 
4.
(vt.) To change something without informing anyone. First used in Guild Wars, which implemented a streaming patch system that would stealthily introduce updates to the game.
"We've secretly folgered this definition page with a fake one. Let's see if anyone notices."
by Phillip Nunez August 17, 2005
 
5.
A girl so breathtakingly hot that she gives men an instantaneous erection, hence the word "folgers" (referring to Folgers Instant Coffee).
Dude, have you seen the new girl yet? That chick is so hot, she's a folgers!
by mastert June 12, 2007