by Rhet Ribution May 4, 2009
1.When a man blindfolds a chick, tucks his wang behind his legs and backs up into a BJ. After insertion he proceeds to rip ass on her nose.
2. A 3 step process.
(Step 1) The Preparation.
- the man blindfolds the female. This completing the "FOG".
(Step 2) The Entry. (also called "the Forklift")
- the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**
(Step 3) The Prestige.
- After the penis enters the mouth the man's asscrack should line up perfectly with her nose, and proceed to rip a clean one. Thus completeing the "HORN".
One must master the art of the forklift before he even attempts the art of the Foghorn.
See Forklift
2. A 3 step process.
(Step 1) The Preparation.
- the man blindfolds the female. This completing the "FOG".
(Step 2) The Entry. (also called "the Forklift")
- the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**
(Step 3) The Prestige.
- After the penis enters the mouth the man's asscrack should line up perfectly with her nose, and proceed to rip a clean one. Thus completeing the "HORN".
One must master the art of the forklift before he even attempts the art of the Foghorn.
See Forklift
I once gave a homeless chick a foghorn to wake her up for the bus.
I missed the forklift and screwed that foghorn up.
Nailed the forklift, sounded the foghorn, and damn it was good.
I missed the forklift and screwed that foghorn up.
Nailed the forklift, sounded the foghorn, and damn it was good.
by Bananacognac April 26, 2007
by hair nick October 20, 2003
A: What's that weird sound they play when something gross is on screen?
B: It's just the regular old Foghorn!
B: It's just the regular old Foghorn!
by HoezayHoney July 25, 2023
Multiple girations of the hips targeting directly at the head of a unsuspecting hippy and or victim.
I attempted a overdose....It didn`t work i just got realllly f u c k e d up. I did end up foghorning a hippy to death though
by Devin Delaney December 22, 2006
When eating pussy, hum violently out your nose into clit while tongue blasting cooch, making a foghorn like sound out the vagina.
by UnitedShoes August 17, 2021
When eating pussy, hum violently out your nose into clit while tongue blasting cooch, making a sound like a foghorn echo out the vagina
by UnitedShoes August 17, 2021