When you eat so much food you feel drunk.
We got food drunk like shit at the Panda Buffet
The Welsh language has good swear words. Actually, those are the only Welsh words I know.
Ydy hi'n wir fod Seimon yn bwchio Dafydd?
Simon sure is shafting David.
Welsh people sing well too. I mean, you know that chick whose... young.. and she was in that movie with the singing? she was Welsh, or played a Welsh person. Her father was a drunk rock star.
Timmy: Do you like Dragons?
Sam: Why, yes I do, Timmy.
Timmy: The Welsh flag has a dragon on it, bitch!
Sam: Blow me.