fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

FOXtarded 

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.

She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!

FOXtarded by Johnnyface November 9, 2012

fetarded 

A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.

Hey did you hear the new Bjork song? It's pretty fetarded. Actually, all her music is fetarded.

fetarded by arnie123 April 22, 2010

Fuktarded Assholian 

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

Fuktarded Assholian by Your Mom August 5, 2003

foodtarded 

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

foodtarded by gulliblezine May 11, 2006