faxer 

A dimwit. A moron. An idiot. Specifically related to office coworkers. Someone so stupid that they still believe that faxing is a viable communication method in the modern business world and that is one of their better ideas.

Jesus, did you hear what Bob suggested during our morning meeting? I thought he was going to be fired on the spot. What a fucking faxer.

faxer by Lumber9 October 1, 2018

fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008

Foxers 

FOXERS is a loungewear/lingerie company that was founded in 2007 by April Spring. It has grown from the first styles of women's underwear with the men's boxer waistband, to many styles that bridge sleepwear and loungewear.

When wearing FOXERS, you might be asked "Are you wearing boxer shorts?" You can proudly answer, "not boxers, FOXERS!"

Foxers by Foxers October 7, 2015

Fixer 

A fixer is someone hired or on the payroll of an illegal organization. They can be anything from a hit man to a person that "can get things done", usually illegal. An example of "getting things done" can be intimidating or getting rid of witnesses to a crime, or murdering someone for whatever reason. Very similar to a button man.

The mafia had a fixer deal with the witness to a high profile murder.
hitman button man

Fixer by pulse.101 May 9, 2016

Fixer Upper 

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.

"This house is a real Fixer Upper."

Fixer Upper by DJ April 25, 2005

Fixer 

The man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. A mixture Fence, Scalper, and Concierge. Managers, Handlers, Fixers, and Gofers all do basicly the same job.

"My Fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!"

Fixer by Lizzy D December 3, 2007

Tony The Fixer 

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.

Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.

Tony The Fixer by J Snow February 5, 2010