FMLRN 

"Fuck my life right now". Often used when things go wrong at a certain period in your life... instead of saying FML all together, it's FMLRN when something happens bad to you in the moment and it really upsets you.

"Ew I can't believe my ex is dating Sheena again. FMLRN!"

FMLRN by ohhalexa August 26, 2009

fmlwa10id

Fuck my life with a ten-inch-dildo.

(When FML just isn't enough.)

-I did poorly on my pharm test. Fmlwa10id.

-Charlie bit my finger. Fmlwa10id.

-The girl I am crazy about doesn't want me. FMLWA10ID!

fmlwa10id by Josh (aka Mr. Big) February 10, 2010

FMLungs 

When you smoke a lot of cigarettes or weed, and your lungs become terrible.

Katie: I've been smoking for 5 years FMLungs :(

FMLungs by freshgirl January 28, 2010

Fmlawn 

A term used by young hipster gardeners to describe their frustration and angst at trying to maintain lush healthy grass. Fmlawn = fuck my lawn, a spin off from the more commonly used 'fml' is gaining rapid popularity among green thumbs who frequent various gardening forums and social networking websites.

Hey Dan, how's the garden going?

-No good bud, rain has delayed the laying of my new buffalo and has washed half my topsoil down the driveway
... Sucks to be you dude!

- Tell me about it, to make matter worse the neighbours cat keeps crapping in my yard. Fmlawn!
... Lmaofr

Fmlawn by Don "brooksy" Burke May 9, 2011

fmwnk

f*ck me with no kindness

an acronym for the opposite of tpwk

harry style's famous slogan and all around great message, 'treat people with kindness', is the extended version of the acronym tpwk.

some have played on these words to create the acronym fmwnk, which stands for 'f*ck mw with no kindness'

Harry, to his fans: ...and don't forget to treat people with kindness!

Louis, written on a note and passed to Harry: in a coupe minutes you're going to fmwnk ;)

Harry, whisper shouting at Louis: LOUIS!

Harry: *runs off stage, grabs Louis bridal style, carries him to his dressing room, and literally f*cks him with no kindness

fmwnk by arrogant son of a bitch January 26, 2021

fmling 

to be having a bad or unfortunate period in life
FML=fuck my life

america is fmling now it has a black president

fmling by dave norris October 19, 2010

Flwnage 

A uber kick in the face hole

I will flwnage your mother

Flwnage by Jiggaboooojames November 27, 2009