FMLIA 

An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).

FMLIA:

Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA

or

Today, I fed my dog. FML

FMLIA by UnusedCliche November 29, 2009

fmlif 

Chase Atlantic abbreviation for “fck me like I’m famous”

Person 1: fmlif
Person 2: ok

fmlif by Thatonegirl_0217 December 31, 2021

fmligtpcodapuqf711 

Fuck my life i'm going to play call of duty and pick up queso from 7eleven

studying for finals sucks. fmligtpcodapuqf711.

fmligtpcodapuqf711 by uhyeahok May 20, 2011

FMLITA 

Fuck My Life In The Ass. Pronounced 'eff-em-leeta'. A twist on the ever so popular FML.

Last night I had to sleep outside in freezing temperatures out in the middle of no where. Fmlita.

FMLITA by fmlita89 July 31, 2009

FMLITA 

Fuck My Life In The Ass.

A welcomed addition to fml, FMLITA brings fml to a whole nother level of suck-ness.

I just had a major nosebleed infront of that hot chick...FMLITA!

FMLITA by yllwsnow July 3, 2009

fmliagtpcodapuqf711 

Acronym for: Fuck My Life I Am Going To Play Call Of Duty And Pick Up Queso From 711. This acronym was used in the Dom Mazzetti vs. Finals youtube video and all your friends will look at you like you are retarted if you use it.

Mary: Don't you have finals this week?

Dave: fmliagtpcodapuqf711

Mary: wow that is awesome

fmliagtpcodapuqf711 by Bob Finklegerman June 24, 2011

Fmlitawado 

Fuck My Life In The Ass With A Dry One.

"Dude,fmlitawado,I fail my SATs"

Fmlitawado by DopeRandle November 14, 2009