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Stands for Fuck My Life. A popular website (fmylife.com) where people can post about shitty things that happened to them. While a lot of FML stories are fake nowadays, they can still be plausible and entertaining, unlike the faggots on MLIA who post about how they got chased by some dude dressed in a banana suit at Walmart. Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle our high school's star wrestler. He responded by punching me in the face. FML.
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Feel My Legs Kid- "Mom, why do you keep saying fml? What's it mean?"
Mom- "Uh, feel my legs, honey" Other lie/excuse/variations include: farts my linger freshen my lettuce feed me linguine fasten my laces |
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FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them. FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!
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short for: Fishy Meat Loaf Wow morghyn thats some pretty bomb FML, you add tuna into the beef when you made it?
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Fuck My Life My life sucks, fml
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Acronym for "Fuck My Life" Today I was fired from my job because the mug on my desk said "Fuck" on it. FML
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what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA. "Roughly translated": Fuck My Life Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML."
You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot. |
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