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The really cool website where you can post stories about trying to get laid. Fmeplease is an fmylife type of website where user can vote on stories and make comments.
For Halloween I dressed up as a juice box and said "suck me" to everyone I met at the club. This one girl who was drunk off her ass actually did...and it was the best one I've ever had. FMP (fmeplease)
by wonderweiss November 02, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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