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1. Manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver
The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is equally dangerous... if not more dangerous than the great manbearpig itself. The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver goes by many aliases, such as flying bison, sky bison, and Appa. To see a rare photograph of the manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver stealing children to feed its young, google "fxguide appa" (without quotes), click the first link, then click the first image under the heading "Fur, water and digital doubles".
The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is half man, half bear, half pig, half dog, half cow, half goat, and half beaver which all adds up to one cerealsly dangerous monster.
2. Snark
The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.
The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?
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