"travelin, broke, hungery. anything helps" or "out of work bank robbers need money for guns" find a busy street, best on freeway off ramps or other high traffic intersections where cars hafta stop at red lights to look at you. you can spange and fly a sign at the same time, but its best to go to a touristy area and have a clever sign. like "hungry hungry hobos" or "parents kidnapped by ninjas need money for
karate lessons" borrow yer friends dog if you aint got one, but be prepared to carry a home a bunch of dog food.