flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

Fluppsen 

Being an idiot. When someone says something exceptionally stupid and/or just in general acting dumb. Someone who is a "fluppsen" often acts as if he knows a lot and knows about things, but can often be proven wrong by simply questioning him/her.

Chad just asked if I got ebola from visiting Asia, he's such a fluppsen!

Fluppsen by Ioniz November 5, 2014

Purple Flurp

A delicious carbonated grape flavored beverage of purple color. Known or causing loud belching. Common soda drank in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Tyler Flavey drank Purple Flurp and belched all night!

"You coming over man?"

"Yea dude I'll bring the purple flurp!!"

Purple Flurp by Flurpman October 14, 2017

Fluppernutter 

The act of taking a loaf of bread, having sex with it, and sometimes eating your tasty treat.

I was very lonely last night, and somewhat hungry, so i grabbed me a loaf of bread and made myself one hell of a Fluppernutter.

Fluppernutter by TheTrixRabbi October 11, 2006

Flurp 

The noise a snail makes.

Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...

Flurp by Dsaramina May 26, 2009

Fluppus 

A gay matinee or porpoise, usually seen wearing a top hat.

Charles, that hat makes you look like a fluppus!

Fluppus by Blupus June 5, 2011

Fluppet 

A small furry creature, with floppy ears and a small nose. Very fluffy and moves much like a Jim Henson muppet would. The Fluppet is a soppy animal with no predators.

David Attenborough: "Here, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Fluptonia, we see a family of three Fluppets, snuggled together in their nest, waiting for warmer weather."

Fluppet by RinseConcord August 27, 2011