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1. The urge to be flaccid. Said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male penis (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. A woman who is so unattractive as to cause the 'urge' to become 'flaccid' in heterosexual males.

Dude, did you see that Hillary? She's such a flurge!

"And don't refer to me as a flurge. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."
Flurge by Stark Raven Mad October 28, 2008
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Flurgenburgen

When your flurg fits neatly into your burg.
Shit man, that was totally flurgenburgen
Flurgenburgen by rogenward March 28, 2017
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The residue left on the screen of cell phones after use.

A contraction of face and sludge.

Y its btr 2 txt.
Ew, gross, Prima used my Razor and she didn't clean her fludge off the screen.

cellphone face dirty
fludge by bowlweb February 27, 2009
An aging female you do not want to have sex with.
Hillary Clinton is a flurge with cankles
Flurge by syrynxx September 14, 2008

Fludgemuffin 

An strange yet amazing individual who we shall forever miss with all our hearts
D: "I miss Fludgemuffin so much"
T: "I can still remember his bio. He loved amine and Pokemon so much."
A horribly ugly woman. They usually have cankles and can be described as a "harpy" "shrew" and/or "boner shrinker".
That woman is a flurge.

PS: i wish you could make more than one definition per name.
flurge by this is getting old January 15, 2009
The state of mind in which no thinking or concentration takes place. You have no control of your thoughts or actions. But you are aware of everything.
Dude, im in such a Flurgen right now...
Flurgen by Parker Taylor April 19, 2008