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get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home
< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.
by jenzaa January 14, 2011
A Flurd Is A Little Tiny Ball Of Toilet Paper That Gets Caught In Ur Butt Hair , During The Whipping Process.
Bro, I Spent All Day Picking The Flurds out of ny butt
by Dylan Ivan February 15, 2007
four legged turd!
hey whats up, umm i think i have a problem......

what why do you say that
i pooped a four legged turd today!

flurd
by heyy!!!!! March 26, 2010
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