Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

flunked

having to repeat a grade because of failing

nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.

flunked by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

flunkyball 

flunkyball is a party-drinking game.

To play flunkyball you need 2 groups of players, who stand opposite to each other. Everybody needs an alcoholic drink which stands in front of him. In the middle between the two rows of players you need to place 2-3 empty beer bottles.

Now one of the players tries to hit the empty bottle in the middle with a ball. When he suceed, everybody in his group needs to drink as fast as they can until the other players have found the ball, fixed the bottles and are back at their places. Then its the turn of the other group.

To win this game, your group needs to finish their drinks before the other player do.

We want to play a drinking game. Any suggestions? - Hmm... how about flunkyball?

flunkyball by John_Clark May 7, 2011

Flunky 

A person who does anything someone says to do like a bitch

Kinaya-Can you carry this

Dawson-yeah sure
Kinaya-bitch you a flunky

Flunky by Oh word April 23, 2020

flukey 

(adj., British slang) Lucky.

You broke your ankle stage-diving, received medical attention backstage, and then got to meet the entire band who invited you to spend your two-month convalescence at their country manor while they recorded their new album, regularly asking for your artistic input and dubious vocal talents as backup singer? You flukey bastard.

flukey by Kurisuchan June 19, 2013

mother flunker 

A loophole swearword for "motherfucker".

She called her teacher a mother flunker, and almost got away with it.

mother flunker by Aconiteum May 15, 2018

flukey dukey 

When you feel like you have to poop, but when you sit on the toilet you don't have to anymore.

I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.

flukey dukey by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010