flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

flumpernickel 

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

flumpernickel by Nick July 25, 2003

flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

flumpet by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010

FLUMPER 

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

FLUMPER by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

Flumped 

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.

'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'

Flumped by PG :) September 1, 2009

Flumpkee 

Flumpkee; is a term used to describe a sexual move. To put a females legs over your shoulders while holding her up in the air as she pours a shot of alcohol down her breast, across her navel, and is taken orally off the lips of the vagina: This term was originated by University of Miami Men’s Cross Country team in 2007

Can also be combined with Double Flumpkee, Triple Flumpkee, and etc. The current Flumpkee record is a Double Flumpkee

Satisfying her kinky sexual urges, Cassie was treated to multiple flumpkees on her vacation.

Flumpkee by Louis Jon Zach James Seth Tom May 29, 2007