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To relax, lie down, chill out. To be at one with the TV. To be close to the duvet. Ususally carried out alone, or with one's very closest friends/lovers. To flump is to say goodnight to the rest of the world, close the curtains and switch off the mind to all the stresses and watch rubbish TV or listen to cheesey music.
At the end of a long day, I decided to stay at home and flump.
It's important to have a good flump every now and then.
I just feel like flumping tonight.
I flump, you flump, he/she flumps, we flump, they flump.
I flumped, I was flumping, I would have flumped, I could have flumped, I should have flumped,
by Grubbler March 29, 2006
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1.
The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.
The porta potties are fucking rank. Let's go to the woods and take a flump.
by Blacksun666 June 02, 2010
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2.
When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.
sam goes for a hi5
ken goes for a fist bump
they flump
by schweatybawls March 31, 2011
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3.
Flump..possibly the nicest soft sweet ever.Usually pink and or white they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. Flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the masses at all pre-teen birthday parties.
Hey johnny gimme one of those flumps or i'll smash your face in good 'n' proper!
Hello johnny can i have one of those delicoins flumps....whats that?....no? then take this you maggot willy f*ck... BING BANG WALLOP...
by th..th..th..the,stutter October 19, 2003
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4.
the sound that a turd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the ass by a powerful fart
The explosive pressure in my gut was instantly released following the flump of a turd.
by captainlonghair April 18, 2005
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5.
The sound/motion a semi erect penis makes when released from jeans
I popped my slippers on, unbuttoned my jeans and then came the flump
by superfunhappyslide July 15, 2008
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6.
multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.
peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!
by Stephizzal August 03, 2005
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