Fluids on the Furniture 

For when you find stains on the bed/furniture after another couple sex in a hotel room.

Oh god Nancy, we purchased a suite in Miami, and when we walked in we found fluids on the furniture!

Fluids on the Furniture by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries April 6, 2019

fluids_forkinoyama 

fluids_forkinoyama Is a haikyuu tiktoker. They love kinoyama, and seem to have a thing against British people. He uses she/he/they/it pronouns, and in general is just a fun person.

fluids_forkinoyama And I should be moots (idrk what to put here okay)

fluids_forkinoyama by Idkwhattocallthislmao March 29, 2022

fluids quiz 

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:

a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.

He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.

I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!

fluids quiz by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021

fluids quiz 

A test, such as a Drug Test or STD Test, where you need to piss or secrete into a container or tube for the purpose of:

a) a Medical Exam
b) a Drug Test
c) an STD Test
d) a Piss Test.

He says it wasn't his, but we're gonna test his jizz. No way Bro's passing this Fluids Quiz.

I can't piss hot for my PO, I ain't gonna fail that Fluids Quiz! Hell No!

fluids quiz by AdamGoodBet September 3, 2021

Mixing fluids

When you have unprotected sex with one female and then leave and have unprotected sex with another female without bathing

"What did you get into last night?" "There were ladies everywhere I was mixing fluids"

Mixing fluids by Thetrillest April 2, 2015

bodily fluids 

The sex fluids that will flow either from a males penis or a womens vagina or both, usually during sex

After I fucked her I noticed her pussy was wet with precious fluids

bodily fluids by cool_dude February 11, 2005

hater-fluids 

1. Juices said to stimulate hater lobes, allowing advanced levels of hating.
2. Various liquid mixtures created in unison to stimulate the dorsal "hater" lobe.
3. Any drink, usually containing more that 33% alcohol, that when consumed; causes a verbal voicing of one's innermost thoughts usually fueled by jealousy.

Skeeter: Hey Polly, I just got some 14's on my Geo metro; you wanna go for a ride?
Polly: Ummm, NO! what you need to do is level up and get out my face, loser!
Skeeter: What! No, what you need to do is stop sippin on those hater-fluids and fix that lazy eye.

hater-fluids by bananaconda68 August 23, 2006