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FLuffeeism

A combination of all the religions put together, so you can believe whatever you what.
"I don't know what to believe in anymore! Religion is just stupid, there's too many for one to be the right one."

"Hey, just believe in FLuffeeism, so you can believe in whatever the hell you want."
FLuffeeism by flufffluff May 8, 2009
1. To wrap a person or pet with something fluffy so that that person or pet becomes a giant fluffy object.

Originates from Mr. Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn video game for the Wii. In that game, when Mr. Fluff or Kirby touches a snowball, he ends up being stuck inside of a giant rolling snowball. Thus, before a person picks up and throws his/her partner into a snowball to cause that partner to become a giant snowball, he/she must shout: "I will flufflez you!"

2. A soft edible food (such as ice cream or whip cream) that you put on other food (usually a waffle).
Allen flufflez Erica's dog, Zoey, with a comfy blanket.

I want some flufflez on my wafflez, please.
Flufflez by Flufflez 'n Wafflez Inc December 24, 2010

FLuffee Talks 

A "talk show" on YouTube. FLuffee usually talks about bizarre stories and it is always hilarious! He does cuss a lot though. His catch phrase is: "Hey! What's up?"
"Tricycle Drive-bys", "Suicidal Ninja", "11 Year-Old Mom", "Deja Vu", "Have you laid her?", "6 Year-Old with Pot", are just SOME examples of his videos. There are A LOT more!! Watch FLuffee Talks!
FLuffee Talks by carrots823 May 12, 2011

flufoffeed 

being hyper from drinking to coffee
That coffee got me flufoffeed
flufoffeed by RikGrn November 21, 2009
A male pornographic actor who is the recepient of the work of a fluffer in between scenes
The fluffee needs to be ready for his next scene! Someone fluff him!
fluffee by awesomepossum2 December 8, 2010

Fluffflebumped 

Where you talk so much your throat gets very dry, so you have to go get water, but there is none near you, nothing around you is drinkable, not even poisonous drinkables. You're stuck there, with a dry throat, unable to talk, but then you get the idea to text someone, but you realize you don't have your phone with you! So now you're there, with no phone, no voice, and nothing to drink.
Jeffery was stuck fluffflebumped in the yeild!