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Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.
The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.
Chest Flutes by the Emperor January 25, 2014
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Fufessional 

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."
Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011
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Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!
fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

Fluffscular 

A fluffy but muscular man. (Or girl, but that would be fucking EGH)
Rob is such a fluffscular guy! At least according to Dosmac.
Fluffscular by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

kishkev flufeer

We don't know what Christmas is,

We've got something else called kishkev flufeer
1. When one calls in sick on Tuesday due to excessive drinking the previous Monday night.
2. A hangover parading around like a sick day.
Brandon drank quite a bit on Monday now he has a bad case of the Fluesdays.
fluesday by miVi December 12, 2007