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A Fluco is the mysterious flying mascot of Fluvanna county in Virginia. To some, it is an F with wings, but to others, it's a flying shoe. Filled with awesomeness, this mascot is one of a kind. Once a Fluco, always a Fluco. Can be used in place of an expletive.
I don't give a Flying Fluco.

Did you know the Flucos haven't won a football game in 3 years?
Fluco by FormerFluco December 12, 2010

in flucks 

In progress, in continuous change or passage -- but completely fucked no matter what.
We are reversing the previous bad decisions but strategically our plan is still in flucks.
in flucks by Annoyed Cog August 14, 2012
In 1948 Fluvanna County was one of the few teams in Virginia that was playing high school football as the team finished the season with a 7-1-1 record. The 1949 Fluvanna County High School Yearbook, the Fluvannual, makes first reference to the nickname Flying Flucos. As written in the yearbook, "Our next game on November 12 was the pride of the 'Flying Flucos'. Rated as underdogs in this game between Fluvanna and Manchester, we racked up a touchdown, a safety, and an extra point, to edge them 9 - 6. This is the team, incidentally, that gave us the name, 'Flying Flucos.' " Prior to this game something was probably said or written about "The Flying Men of Flu.Co." (an attempt to abbreviate Fluvanna County) The students at Fluvanna County HS embraced 'Flying Flucos' and it has been the nickname ever since.
The Flying Flucos name has been around since 1948.
Fluco by FlFlycFlying Flucos Alumni February 20, 2017
Portmanteau - the specific kind of disgusting, gunky mucus coughed up while suffering from 'flu.
My voice is almost gone at the moment because of this damn 'flucus.
'flucus by viscerebral May 29, 2010
FLUBOS is the acronym for: Fat Lazy Useless (or Ugly) Bag Of Shit. It can be used to descibe someone or it can be used as an "affectionate nickname".
"Look at that guy over there, he's a real FLUBOS!"

"Hey FLUBOS, what's for dinner?"
FLUBOS by Streens October 1, 2008

FluColdiWannaDie Sickness

having a fever all day,stomach aches and when your head pounds and you have a runny nose

I have the flucoldiwannadie sickness I feel like shit