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a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week.
Why weren't you in school last week?
-Oh, I had the flu.
by ihatehavingtheflu July 30, 2009
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-Also shorthand for 'Influenza'.
Damn. I've got the flu again.
by victorhadin December 07, 2003
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influenza (almost standard English)
Ugh, I feel so sick. I think it must be the flu.
by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2007
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The flu is like being bulmic with out a chose
you wake up and eat what ever you want cause you know with in an hours time your gona puke it back up because you are sick with the flu
by heather2010 April 01, 2006
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Blood gang Word for the color Blue
hey! why you got all that flu on in my hood.
by malice mam July 30, 2003
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Heroin withdrawals. It feels like the flu + debilitating depression that lasts about a week. Any junkie will use the excuse that he had "the flu"
Hey where have you been this last week?

Aww man I had the flu.
by slashbound straw September 06, 2010
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When something is so sick (see the definition of sick) that the next level of sick is FLU.
Yo, the 24s on that truck is FLU..
by MBEZ June 18, 2007
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