| 1. | Flu-Like Symptoms | ||
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Sports code for "hangover." David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."
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| 2. | FLS | ||
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Flu-Like Symptoms (fever, chills, headache, fatigue.)
The acronym is used heavily in the medical community. It has yet to have been thrown around wildly on television medical dramas, so it's not part of the pop-culture medical lexicon. John has had FLS for three days now, I think he might have the flu!
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| 3. | c flu | ||
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The flu-like symptoms that are experienced the day after cocaine use. Damn, look at Joey sniffling over there. I bet he has the c flu from partying all weekend!
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| 4. | Hooters Flu | ||
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The act of going drinking at a Hooters establishment, getting intoxicated and then calling in sick the next day. These flu like symptoms quickly appear after these Hooters visits and then magically disappear two days after said visit. Hooters flu is not contagious and only lasts for one business day. "John Doe" goes drinking at Hooters Sunday to watch football.
Monday he emails the team: "I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off" This is a case of "Hooters Flu" |
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| 5. | Skank Flu | ||
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An illness with flu like symptoms that is contracted from close contact from a slut, skank or otherwise promiscuous female. Not to be confused with a sexually transmitted disease or the common flu, although carriers of the skank flu are more prone to contracting due to their lifestyle and love of the D. "I made out with that drunk whore last and now I'm sick as hell"
-"I'm no doctor, bot sounds like a classic case of skank flu to me" |
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| 6. | Goose Flu | ||
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The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day. Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu! Sal:Jane drinks too much! |
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| 7. | Kitten Flu | ||
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A rare and always fatal disease which kills in 4 days. Kitten flu starts off with normal flu like symptoms but then on the second day ears start forming on your skull and a tail starts to form on your rear, this process is excruciatingly painful. On the fourth day when the ears and tail are fully formed, they fall off, your heart explodes and you die. Kitten Flu, though believed to be originated from kittens, is not passed out to humans through contact with the animal. random person 1: "i feel really sick and my head and lower back hurt like mad, its hard to describe"
random person 2:" does it feel almost like something is growing out of them?" random person 1: "actually, yeah, thats exactly what it feels like random person 2: oh shit bro, i think you might have kitten flu, get away from me!" |
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