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Abbreviation of Pink Floyd of music fame.
"I'm tired of listening to the dead, put some floyd on."
by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
A person who is is so cool that people have to give them all his/her love
Dude, nick is so cool. he is a total Floyd
by Floyd Destroyer February 21, 2009
The ruler of all 19 continents, 47 planets, and 4 universes. Floyd is everything and a bag of chips! Although he did not create planet Yuggoth (Cthulhu did that), he is still very cool, indeed. He resides primarily in the Peru/kentucky region of the netherlands, and Blocky is his main messenger of the 7 and a half others
Floyd hates Pluto with such intensity that the cranberries may just explode.
by Vanzetti May 21, 2008
a punch, hook, knock out, or any devestating blow. Named after the boxing champion Floyd Merriweather.
I will f-in floyd you in the face if you don't shut your mouth!

Oh!! did you see that guy get floyded?
by NiNi12 December 11, 2007
Verb: to floyd, to hit someone in the face with a cat or kitten (other house animals may be used but this is not strictly speaking "floyding")
Ha that guy was such a dick.
yeah, arent you glad we floyded him.

Damn you I was trying to sleep, why did you have to go and floyd me.
by Eli117 April 13, 2009
Floyd a Floyd is a very rare thing indeed like a legend or a myth
Maybe you will see one very late at night, at a show ,or local festival
Floyds are generaly freindly and would give the shirt of their back to help out just about anyone
person one "wheres Floyd? i havent seen him in a while"
person two "ya last time i saw Floyd he was at that show"
person three "ya i met Floyd once hes one crazy dude"
person four "Floyd made me this cool art peice"
by Thasun April 16, 2009
The act of simultaneously trying to fart, vomit and sneeze at the same time that causes a complete body spasm and a violent bursting of the ass, nose and mouth.
911 call: "Hello, please help me! My boyfriend is drunk and he tried to Floyd… before I knew it, he exploded in a frenzy of shit, vomit and snot. He is conscious and breathing, but he is laying on the ground shaking with a large whole in his pants where his ass used to be!"
by Funk and Wagnel March 04, 2005
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