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Flokid is a term used to describe some rather cool people. Flo is short for fluorescent.

To Be A Flokid You Must :

1. Wear Fluorescent Clothes.
2. Own Glowsticks At All Times( You Never Know When There's Going To Be A Rave )
3. Listen To New Rave & Techno
4. Wear Shades ( Preferably Fluorescent )
5. Know & Use Flokid Slang Such As Uber, Noob & Thag.
OhMeGad. She is uber Flo !
I wish i was a Flokid but I'm just a stupid Noob.
We better go buy some glowsticks and Flo.
Look !! A rave, perfect place for us Flokids.
Flokid by The Original FloKids February 24, 2008
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Flowsiden 

Flowsiden is the highest a flow bro can be on the scale of flow greatness. If one of your fellow Flow Bros has flow so fresh that there is no other way to describe him other than, flow god, flowsiden is an appropriate name. Flowsiden is a term originated by lax star "Con Bro Chill". Many bros who have flow are either sick at hockey, lax, or both.
"Look at his lettuce, its so flowtastic, i think im going to have a flowgasm, he must be flowsiden"

"chad, is flowsiden, he has mad flow.
Flowsiden by cthockey14 October 19, 2010
Flokid is a term used to describe some rather cool people.

To Be A Flokid You Must :

1. Wear Fluorescent Clothes.
2. Own Glowsticks At All Times( You Never Know When There's Going To Be A Rave )
3. Listen To New Rave & Techno
4. Wear Shades ( Not Gay - Preferably Fluorescent )
5. Know & Use Flokid Slang Such As Uber, Noob & Thag.
OhMeGad. She is uber Flo !
I wish I was a Flokid, but I'm just a stupid Thag.
We better go buy some glowsticks and be Flo.
Look !! A rave, perfect place for us Flokids.
Flokid by The Original FloKids February 23, 2008

FLOWVID-19 

Unintended, but pleasing, flow resulting from the shutdown of barbers and hairdressers during the COVID-19 pandemic.
PERSON 1: You growing your hair out, dude?

PERSON 2: Naw, man, I've got that FLOWVID-19 going on. I'll probably cut it in 2021.
FLOWVID-19 by Septimus80 September 15, 2020

flowrider 

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.
Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.
flopkids is a south korean kpop group. they are originally called straykids but since they flopped, they are called flopkids. (im always right btw)
person 1: do you stan stray kids?
person 2: you mean flopkids?
person 1: why flopkids?
person 2: because they flopped
(person 2 would be correct in this situation)

Flowrider 

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.
He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.
Flowrider by effert9009 December 20, 2009