Second man: - Gimme a fucking break! Ya can't act like a pussy while pleasing one, ya shlong. Ya ain't keepin' it real, bro!
PERSON 1: Hey! did you see Colby's sick flow
PERSON 2: Yah dude, that thing gives our team meaning!
PERSON 1: Bro have you seen Nick's hair? he needs some major trimage
PERSON 2: I KNOW!!! He's been letting in like 7 goals a game...HE'S KILLIN US!