third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

floored 

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

floored by Creamy Lee January 1, 2009

Radio Foured

When someone is completely sober and doing something dull whilst all their friend are out partying, they are radio foured.

"Where were you last night?"

"Radio foured."

"Doing what?"

"I had to go to my girlfriend's grandma's ninety fifth birthday party. What did you get up to?"

"We were snorting comedown-free drugs off naked porn stars for a bit and then we got kebabs."

*SIGHS*

Radio Foured by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

floored 

1. A state of shock that leaves you motionless like your feet are glued to the floor.

2. Short for 'jaw dropping to the floor' state of shock

"That car just ran off the highway, rolled down the hill, and still landed on it's wheels. I was floored!"

floored by Living in the LOU January 6, 2009

Floored 

When your in a fight and you knock the other person to the ground

Oh shit, he floored that nigga.

Floored by Kuzy89 July 5, 2019

Betty Floored 

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

Betty Floored by Melloro January 7, 2011