when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.
i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES
last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'
Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"
When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.
Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!