"Oh shit bro, I was out flying my kite and there was a flossum!"
by flossmam22 September 19, 2020
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It's not "flossum" you dummy; you're hearing it wrong. It's "flotsam."

Flotsam is defined as debris in the water that was not deliberately thrown overboard, often as a result from a shipwreck or accident. Jetsam describes debris that was deliberately thrown
They arrived to the scene of the boating accident as quickly as possible but only found flotsam. An ignorant member of the crew said, "Look, flossum!" The laughable display gave the crew a break from the terror, but the fun quickly subsided. As they gazed upon the wreckage, they feared that all was lost.
by DeepLogic October 4, 2021
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