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16.
The act of putting a towel between the legs then pulling it back and forth for the purpose of drying ones crotch after a shower. This act is usually spotted at the change rooms in the gym where the towels are shared by the public.
look how hard that guy is flossing, that towel has skid marks.

check it out, that guy flossed his towel brown. Its the last time i'm using the towels here.
by Ofir Dav November 14, 2007
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1.
Showing off; showing what you've got.
"And we like to floss /
All my diamonds gloss /
I represent the dirty dirty dirty dirty South."
--Lil' Flip
by Bexx January 28, 2005
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2.
when you give a girl wearing a thong a wedgie
I love flossing this one girl but her brother beats me up for it.
by anuffsaidinnh December 07, 2010
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3.
the process of unfriending people from Facebook , leaving your News Feed clean of needless blather from people you either a) don't like, b) never talk to, c) never met, or d) all of the above. Conjures images to the process of removing unwanted objects from between their teeth to leave a pleasant smile.
(scrolling through Facebook friends list): "Who in the world is Mary Green?" -Steve
"Dude, that's your ex-girlfriend, bro." -Carl
"Man, you're right! What a b****! Why haven't I removed her from my friends list? I'm flossing her right now." (unfriends Mary Green from friends list) " "Thank God I got rid of her. Who else can I floss right now?" -Steve
by the_regulator_24 October 11, 2011
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4.
when somebody gives a weggie to a girl (or a guy, in that case) wearing a thong or g-string.
i was flossing amanda soo bad yesterday!
by blickensderfer October 21, 2007
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5.
refined chilling.
we just be flossing up in here
by gtarc January 02, 2009
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6.
When a man is wearing pants that are too tight for him, and he positions the seam of his pants in the middle of his junk, or in between his testicles. The effect this has is that the balls look like two teeth with a string of floss in between them.

The opposite of lumping.

From the verb "to floss".
I hate it when all of my pants are dirty and I end up flossing with an old small pair of jeans.
by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 17, 2008
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7.
Driving thur a neighborhood for the reason to be seen by other people especially the opposite sex (Cruizing)
Them cats were flossing thur here the other day.
by Baydog November 15, 2004
62 105