Top definition
Showing off; showing what you've got.
"And we like to floss /
All my diamonds gloss /
I represent the dirty dirty dirty dirty South."
--Lil' Flip
by Bexx January 28, 2005
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The act of putting a towel between the legs then pulling it back and forth for the purpose of drying ones crotch after a shower. This act is usually spotted at the change rooms in the gym where the towels are shared by the public.
look how hard that guy is flossing, that towel has skid marks.

check it out, that guy flossed his towel brown. Its the last time i'm using the towels here.
by Ofir Dav November 14, 2007
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To perform oral sex with a partner who has a vast quantity of pubic hair.
by giantdickblackguy December 31, 2010
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Verb: The act of chilling in one place for a long period of time, in attempts to attract others' attention. Most often involves ghetto males attracting hood rats with large amounts of shiny metals (i.e. diamonds, gold, platinum, chrome, etc.).
We be flossing at the spot, yo, hollering at all the fly honnies!
by Mike LoPera September 28, 2005
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when you give a girl wearing a thong a wedgie
I love flossing this one girl but her brother beats me up for it.
by anuffsaidinnh December 07, 2010
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Driving thur a neighborhood for the reason to be seen by other people especially the opposite sex (Cruizing)
Them cats were flossing thur here the other day.
by Baydog November 15, 2004
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the process of unfriending people from Facebook , leaving your News Feed clean of needless blather from people you either a) don't like, b) never talk to, c) never met, or d) all of the above. Conjures images to the process of removing unwanted objects from between their teeth to leave a pleasant smile.
(scrolling through Facebook friends list): "Who in the world is Mary Green?" -Steve
"Dude, that's your ex-girlfriend, bro." -Carl
"Man, you're right! What a b****! Why haven't I removed her from my friends list? I'm flossing her right now." (unfriends Mary Green from friends list) " "Thank God I got rid of her. Who else can I floss right now?" -Steve
by the_regulator_24 October 11, 2011
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