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floss my ottersex (-0.701)
response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.
Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?

Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.
by broham14 February 10, 2010
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