A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about
random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every
police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the
police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.
Examples:
- Florida
Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida
Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida
Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida
Man bites head off hamster
- Florida
Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida
Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida
Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida
Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida
Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot