Not all Floridians are old, spend time in amusment parks, or live by the beach.
floridan: miami shawty!
tourist: oh im a floridian to i've lived here two years.
Floridian: naw baby, you live here! but you damn sure aint from here!
I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.
And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-
We know one, though...
Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.
Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.
Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!