Most people say Florida only has one season, which is ridiculous, for Florida has many seasons! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season!
If you're on the gulf, the best time to go to the beach is November. By far the worst time is College season, which seems to be nothing more than all the college's in the country collaborating against us poor locals, sending wave after wave of their craziest 'students' to come tear up our beaches, jam up our roads, and cause a number of drunk-driving accidents over the course of 5-6 weeks.
As for the old people. There are lots of them. There are tons and tons, MASSES. The dominate every aspect of life, most respectable neighborhoods are built to accommodate those them. My neighborhood recreational center? The golf center.
Driving in Florida is not dangerous, its FUN. Stop signs? Who needs them! Turning signals? They're for pussies! And speed limits? PSH! If your 60 or older, you drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit, if your 25 and younger, you drive 20 miles OVER the speed limit, and if you're a tourist you drive however slowly or quickly it takes for you to get that picture of the pelican shitting.
A nice place to live sometimes, but a better place to just visit.
Home to more snowbirds that you can count. Highest snowbird population in the south.
Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas)
Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies.
Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country
Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas.
Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian SOUTHERNERS.
2) The artist Flo Rida, who thinks he can rap but seriously sucks. If you don't agree, try listening to his love persormances. They sound like a ten year old trying to rap.
Guy 2: I know about new york and new jersey, but haven't heard of new Florida. Sorry.