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the process of lying to someone that asks you to smell a flower exspecting a good reaction when you cant smell anything
women: hey smell these roses
Man: ummm nice
Women: they are
Man: (under breath) cant smell a bloody thing

That was floranausia
by frogcloset November 21, 2005
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