Floppydoggin' 

laughter late at night. Comes while extremely tired. Usually uncontrollable.

If it is 3 in the morning and you can't stop laughing, odds are you are floppydoggin'. It can happen anytime you are really tired but it is usually late at night.

Floppydoggin' by Fletcher Knoxville September 15, 2007

floppynoppyphahilication 

study of women or to look at them also l=known as perving

i am gunna go and do some floppynoppyphahilication ( i am going to study women) (i am going to go and perve)

floppynoppyphahilication by lil ck April 23, 2006

floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydickpigdouchebag by ck_princess July 25, 2009

floppycock

When an outcome is extremely disappointing or disheartening.

Jerry, its raining outside, oh floppycock!

floppycock by floppycock sde November 24, 2011

flopcock 

1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.

2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.

3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.

1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.

2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.

3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.

flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006

Floppydoowah 

When a male flops his cock up and down to make smacking sound against his stomach and balls.

Holy shit, Stephen just did the loudest floppydoowah I've ever heard!

Floppydoowah by Rofl_Trio July 25, 2010

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.

Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.

floppycock by matt beast November 10, 2008